HOWDY, FOLKS! BROWN TAKES THIS RODEO STAR ON A HIGH-SOCIETY SOUTHERN SPIN

Well now, it seems Mister/Mr./Sir Brown done got himself/invited/taken to the rodeo for/to/on. He's seen/heard/watched them cowboys whirlin'/twirlin'/dancin' 'round like nobody's business/around/watchin' and decided he wants in on the/that/this action. But Brown ain't about no ordinary rodeo, nah sir! He wants to take/give/show this cowboy a real f